JOKES πππ TIME
Jokes π€£π€£π€£
1. Until u are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME" u will then know English is not ur mother's language. ππππ
2. All this girls delΔting guys pics anyhow u won't know when u delΔte a billionaire like me. Mtcheew π
3. My mum asked my girlfriend if she can cook and she replied boldly "mama i cooked the tea we drank this morning". I faΔ«nted πππ€£π€£
4. No be small, phone lΓΈss for inside police station,they cΔll phone e ring for inside D.P.O pocket. na d matter we dey settle since morning.πππ
5. We are settling jambscore and you are here telling ur boyfriend u haven't seen ur period," auntie do u have consciΔnce ".ππππ
6. How can someone jamb score b like date of birth
7. It's raining and u are telling someone daughters to enter the rain are u 'NOAH'.ππ
8. I stΓΈpped sitting in the corner in my class since my teacher said exam is around the " corner " who want exams sef ππ
9. If money don't grows in trees why does bank have " branch". Mtcheew πππ
10. What has Nigeria turn into how can u buy corn and the seller will be bΔgging u to cut for "her". π€£π€£π€£π
11. Do u know nothing starts with" n" and end with "g". Read it again before you argue with your keyboard π€£π€£
12. How can you hug someone and ur phone gets missing is that not the evidence of "Nigeria got's talent". π€£π€£
13. Nigeria movie pls how can a "ghΓΈst" Fall while chasing Someone. Una wahala plenty o
14. When everyone says u will fail in two to three subject. but u fΔiled in all subjects.. "CONGRATS PROFF".π€£π€£π§
15. 2017 spider man-home coming
2019 spider man-far from home.
2020 spider man-stay at home..π€£π€£
16. mum " I want to bΕ«y a dog, my mum replied saying "u don't have to bΕ«y a dog when we have u".πππ
17. Imaging steΔling meat from a pot and u end up pΔ«cking a" BONE" waste of sΔ«n.....πππ
Cutie π₯°, KELLA Loves You Allπ₯Ίπ
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