JOKES ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ TIME

Jokes ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


1. Until u are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME" u will then know English is not ur mother's language. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


2. All this girls delฤ“ting guys pics anyhow u won't know when u delฤ“te a billionaire like me. Mtcheew ๐Ÿ˜


3. My mum asked my girlfriend if she can cook and she replied boldly "mama i cooked the tea we drank this morning". I faฤซnted ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


4. No be small, phone lรธss for inside police station,they cฤll phone e ring for inside D.P.O pocket. na d matter we dey settle since morning.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


5. We are settling jambscore and you are here telling ur boyfriend u haven't seen ur period," auntie do u have consciฤ“nce ".๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


6. How can someone jamb score b like date of birth 


7. It's raining and u are telling someone daughters to enter the rain are u 'NOAH'.๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜


8. I stรธpped sitting in the corner in my class since my teacher said exam is around the " corner " who want exams sef ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ


9. If money don't grows in trees why does bank have " branch". Mtcheew ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


10. What has Nigeria turn into how can u buy corn and the seller will be bฤ“gging u to cut for "her". ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™†


11. Do u know nothing starts with" n" and end with "g". Read it again before you argue with your keyboard ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


12. How can you hug someone and ur phone gets missing is that not the evidence of "Nigeria got's talent". ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


13. Nigeria movie pls how can a "ghรธst" Fall while chasing Someone. Una wahala plenty o


14. When everyone says u will fail in two to three subject. but u fฤiled in all subjects.. "CONGRATS PROFF".๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿง


15. 2017 spider man-home coming


2019 spider man-far from home.


2020 spider man-stay at home..๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


16. mum " I want to bลซy a dog, my mum replied saying "u don't have to bลซy a dog when we have u".๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


17. Imaging steฤling meat from a pot and u end up pฤซcking a" BONE" waste of sฤซn.....๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜ญ


Cutie ๐Ÿฅฐ, KELLA Loves You All๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ™ 




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