JOKES πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ TIME

Jokes 🀣🀣🀣


1. Until u are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME" u will then know English is not ur mother's language. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


2. All this girls delΔ“ting guys pics anyhow u won't know when u delΔ“te a billionaire like me. Mtcheew 😏


3. My mum asked my girlfriend if she can cook and she replied boldly "mama i cooked the tea we drank this morning". I faΔ«nted πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ€£πŸ€£


4. No be small, phone lΓΈss for inside police station,they cāll phone e ring for inside D.P.O pocket. na d matter we dey settle since morning.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


5. We are settling jambscore and you are here telling ur boyfriend u haven't seen ur period," auntie do u have consciΔ“nce ".πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


6. How can someone jamb score b like date of birth 


7. It's raining and u are telling someone daughters to enter the rain are u 'NOAH'.πŸ˜’πŸ˜


8. I stΓΈpped sitting in the corner in my class since my teacher said exam is around the " corner " who want exams sef πŸƒπŸƒ


9. If money don't grows in trees why does bank have " branch". Mtcheew 😏😏😏


10. What has Nigeria turn into how can u buy corn and the seller will be bΔ“gging u to cut for "her". πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™†


11. Do u know nothing starts with" n" and end with "g". Read it again before you argue with your keyboard 🀣🀣


12. How can you hug someone and ur phone gets missing is that not the evidence of "Nigeria got's talent". 🀣🀣


13. Nigeria movie pls how can a "ghΓΈst" Fall while chasing Someone. Una wahala plenty o


14. When everyone says u will fail in two to three subject. but u fāiled in all subjects.. "CONGRATS PROFF".🀣🀣🧐


15. 2017 spider man-home coming


2019 spider man-far from home.


2020 spider man-stay at home..🀣🀣


16. mum " I want to bΕ«y a dog, my mum replied saying "u don't have to bΕ«y a dog when we have u".πŸ˜’πŸ˜­πŸ˜­


17. Imaging steāling meat from a pot and u end up pΔ«cking a" BONE" waste of sΔ«n.....πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ˜­


Cutie πŸ₯°, KELLA Loves You AllπŸ₯ΊπŸ™ 




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