JOKES ๐๐๐ TIME
Jokes ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
1. Until u are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME" u will then know English is not ur mother's language. ๐๐๐๐
2. All this girls delฤting guys pics anyhow u won't know when u delฤte a billionaire like me. Mtcheew ๐
3. My mum asked my girlfriend if she can cook and she replied boldly "mama i cooked the tea we drank this morning". I faฤซnted ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
4. No be small, phone lรธss for inside police station,they cฤll phone e ring for inside D.P.O pocket. na d matter we dey settle since morning.๐๐๐
5. We are settling jambscore and you are here telling ur boyfriend u haven't seen ur period," auntie do u have consciฤnce ".๐๐๐๐
6. How can someone jamb score b like date of birth
7. It's raining and u are telling someone daughters to enter the rain are u 'NOAH'.๐๐
8. I stรธpped sitting in the corner in my class since my teacher said exam is around the " corner " who want exams sef ๐๐
9. If money don't grows in trees why does bank have " branch". Mtcheew ๐๐๐
10. What has Nigeria turn into how can u buy corn and the seller will be bฤgging u to cut for "her". ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
11. Do u know nothing starts with" n" and end with "g". Read it again before you argue with your keyboard ๐คฃ๐คฃ
12. How can you hug someone and ur phone gets missing is that not the evidence of "Nigeria got's talent". ๐คฃ๐คฃ
13. Nigeria movie pls how can a "ghรธst" Fall while chasing Someone. Una wahala plenty o
14. When everyone says u will fail in two to three subject. but u fฤiled in all subjects.. "CONGRATS PROFF".๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ง
15. 2017 spider man-home coming
2019 spider man-far from home.
2020 spider man-stay at home..๐คฃ๐คฃ
16. mum " I want to bลซy a dog, my mum replied saying "u don't have to bลซy a dog when we have u".๐๐ญ๐ญ
17. Imaging steฤling meat from a pot and u end up pฤซcking a" BONE" waste of sฤซn.....๐๐๐ญ
Cutie ๐ฅฐ, KELLA Loves You All๐ฅบ๐
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