๐๐ JOKES TIME ๐๐
๐๐ JOKES TIME ๐๐
1. I Nยฃvยฃr believed Nigeria was hฤrd until I saw my friend eating Bread with "Anointing Oil" ! ๐ ??
2. I was at the ATM today, after withdrฤwing, I was sh0cked to hear the ATM machine ask, "anything for the boys?". Mehn c0mman see rลซn, I'm still running seff ๐๐๐
3. My uncle just finished writing a book on "H0w To Make Mรธney" and is still l00king for mรธney to publish it! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
4.Airtime card for all my followers๐คฃ
51235 08964 17858
If you like, say it did not enter because I've tried it and it wรธrked
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5. There's n0thing Nigerians can do orderly, enter bus they will drฤg and push, come d0wn again they will drag and pull
- Teacher told Miga to recite 1 to 7:-
Doctor En: 1,2,3,4,6,7.
Teacher: Doctor En, where did you put 5?
Miga: Ma, in the news today, I heard that '5' d!ed in an accidรชnt!๐คฃ๐คฃ
6. When you ask a Nigerian girl, "What's your h0bby", she says, "Travelling and Sh0pping". Can't something that doesn't require mรธney be your h0bby? Like Trยฃkking and J0gging! ๐๐
7. I saw the SIM Cฤrd of my cousin who d!ed four years ago. I'm thinking of tฤxting her boyfriend,"Gลซess who's back"๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
8. All those men that use to cฤtch me for my mother to bยฃฤt me then, hope you have started working for the FBI or CIA
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9. I stรธpped reciting Nigerian Pledge since when 1 litre of kerosene turned N1000, how will I serve Nigeria with all my strยฃngth?? ๐๐
Rap N ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ธ โค๏ธ๐๐ค๐๐๐๐ค๐
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