ππ JOKES TIME ππ
ππ JOKES TIME ππ
1. I N£v£r believed Nigeria was hΔrd until I saw my friend eating Bread with "Anointing Oil" ! π ??
2. I was at the ATM today, after withdrΔwing, I was sh0cked to hear the ATM machine ask, "anything for the boys?". Mehn c0mman see rΕ«n, I'm still running seff πππ
3. My uncle just finished writing a book on "H0w To Make MΓΈney" and is still l00king for mΓΈney to publish it! π€£π€£π€£
4.Airtime card for all my followersπ€£
51235 08964 17858
If you like, say it did not enter because I've tried it and it wΓΈrked
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5. There's n0thing Nigerians can do orderly, enter bus they will drΔg and push, come d0wn again they will drag and pull
- Teacher told Miga to recite 1 to 7:-
Doctor En: 1,2,3,4,6,7.
Teacher: Doctor En, where did you put 5?
Miga: Ma, in the news today, I heard that '5' d!ed in an accidΓͺnt!π€£π€£
6. When you ask a Nigerian girl, "What's your h0bby", she says, "Travelling and Sh0pping". Can't something that doesn't require mΓΈney be your h0bby? Like Tr£kking and J0gging! ππ
7. I saw the SIM CΔrd of my cousin who d!ed four years ago. I'm thinking of tΔxting her boyfriend,"GΕ«ess who's back"π€£π€£π€£
8. All those men that use to cΔtch me for my mother to b£Δt me then, hope you have started working for the FBI or CIA
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9. I stΓΈpped reciting Nigerian Pledge since when 1 litre of kerosene turned N1000, how will I serve Nigeria with all my str£ngth?? ππ
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