πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ JOKES TIME πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 πŸŒπŸ˜ JOKES TIME πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

1. I N£v£r believed Nigeria was hārd until I saw my friend eating Bread with "Anointing Oil" ! πŸ˜…?? 


2. I was at the ATM today, after withdrāwing, I was sh0cked to hear the ATM machine ask, "anything for the boys?". Mehn c0mman see rΕ«n, I'm still running seff πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ


3. My uncle just finished writing a book on "H0w To Make Møney" and is still l00king for møney to publish it! 🀣🀣🀣


4.Airtime card for all my followers🀣


51235 08964 17858


If you like, say it did not enter because I've tried it and it wΓΈrked 

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5. There's n0thing Nigerians can do orderly, enter bus they will drāg and push, come d0wn again they will drag and pull


- Teacher told Miga to recite 1 to 7:-


Doctor En: 1,2,3,4,6,7.


Teacher: Doctor En, where did you put 5?

Miga: Ma, in the news today, I heard that '5' d!ed in an accidΓͺnt!🀣🀣


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6. When you ask a Nigerian girl, "What's your h0bby", she says, "Travelling and Sh0pping". Can't something that doesn't require mΓΈney be your h0bby? Like Tr£kking and J0gging! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


7. I saw the SIM Cārd of my cousin who d!ed four years ago. I'm thinking of tΔ“xting her boyfriend,"GΕ«ess who's back"🀣🀣🀣


8. All those men that use to cātch me for my mother to b£Δt me then, hope you have started working for the FBI or CIA 

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9. I stΓΈpped reciting Nigerian Pledge since when 1 litre of kerosene turned N1000, how will I serve Nigeria with all my str£ngth?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Rap N 𝕂𝔼𝕃𝕃𝔸 ❤️πŸ’šπŸ€πŸ’šπŸ’“πŸ’šπŸ€πŸ’š




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