๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ JOKES TIME ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜ JOKES TIME ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

1. I Nยฃvยฃr believed Nigeria was hฤrd until I saw my friend eating Bread with "Anointing Oil" ! ๐Ÿ˜…?? 


2. I was at the ATM today, after withdrฤwing, I was sh0cked to hear the ATM machine ask, "anything for the boys?". Mehn c0mman see rลซn, I'm still running seff ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ


3. My uncle just finished writing a book on "H0w To Make Mรธney" and is still l00king for mรธney to publish it! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


4.Airtime card for all my followers๐Ÿคฃ


51235 08964 17858


If you like, say it did not enter because I've tried it and it wรธrked 

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5. There's n0thing Nigerians can do orderly, enter bus they will drฤg and push, come d0wn again they will drag and pull


- Teacher told Miga to recite 1 to 7:-


Doctor En: 1,2,3,4,6,7.


Teacher: Doctor En, where did you put 5?

Miga: Ma, in the news today, I heard that '5' d!ed in an accidรชnt!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


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6. When you ask a Nigerian girl, "What's your h0bby", she says, "Travelling and Sh0pping". Can't something that doesn't require mรธney be your h0bby? Like Trยฃkking and J0gging! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


7. I saw the SIM Cฤrd of my cousin who d!ed four years ago. I'm thinking of tฤ“xting her boyfriend,"Gลซess who's back"๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


8. All those men that use to cฤtch me for my mother to bยฃฤt me then, hope you have started working for the FBI or CIA 

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9. I stรธpped reciting Nigerian Pledge since when 1 litre of kerosene turned N1000, how will I serve Nigeria with all my strยฃngth?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Rap N ๐•‚๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐•ƒ๐”ธ โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’š




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