A LETTER TO GARRI

 A LETTER TO GARRI


Dear Garri, I have always wanted to write this to you because you've been there for me when others left, so I decided to eulogize and define you in a special way .


G - Giver of energy

A - Attitude changer(from bad mood to good mood)

R - Reducer of weakness in the muscles and joints

I - Increaser of agility


Some friends have described you in many ways like

... Students power

... Life support

... The last hope of the common man

... Weakness extinguisher


You are the first son of cassava

The sibling of Akpu (Fufu)

The father of Eba

The cousin to Tapioca


My love for you is indescribable

Corn flakes came but he left me

Golden morn also came but left me too

But you came and stood by me


Oh dear old Garri, you are a loyal friend to the rich and Bestie to the poor, you're always compatible with every thing


I enjoy taking you with

Groundnuts

Fish

Kulikuli ( child to groundnut)

Beans

Moi-moi (child to beans)

Akara (sibling to moi-moi)


You work hand to hand with your associates like

Sugar

Milk

Coconut

Soya milk etc


Oh my Beloved Garium sulphate, I will never leave you or abandon you for your taste is more than a thousand corn flakes


Thank you

From your very humble consumers

Much love😄😍 ...




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