A LETTER TO GARRI Dear Garri, I have always wanted to write this to you because you've been there for me when others left, so I decided to eulogize and define you in a special way . G - Giver of energy A - Attitude changer(from bad mood to good mood) R - Reducer of weakness in the muscles and joints I - Increaser of agility Some friends have described you in many ways like ... Students power ... Life support ... The last hope of the common man ... Weakness extinguisher You are the first son of cassava The sibling of Akpu (Fufu) The father of Eba The cousin to Tapioca My love for you is indescribable Corn flakes came but he left me Golden morn also came but left me too But you came and stood by me Oh dear old Garri, you are a loyal friend to the rich and Bestie to the poor, you're always compatible with every thing I enjoy taking you with Groundnuts Fish Kulikuli ( child to groundnut) Beans Moi-moi (child to beans) Akara (sibling to moi-moi) You work hand to hand with your ass...
TYPES OF IGBO GIRLS😉 Copy and face the dáñgèr where ever u are posting it 🔥🔥🔥 (1) Enugu Girls = always beautiful and tall, but they can't speak English, (ndi iti boribo) (2) IMO Girls = always fair and short they don't think of any other things rather than runs (ndi ashawo) 😐 (3) Abia Girls = dark and short they get A1 in farming, they love fight more than food (ndi ara) (4) Ebonyi Girls = always known to be timid and hardly speak anything aside from their dialect (good people sha) I SHA know you're waiting for ndi Anambra (5)Anambra Girls = always beautiful, good in putting "R" where L. Suppose be ,sha they love education more than anything, well trained, hustlers, men money don't shake them, they act base on how you treat them, they are the most intelligent and workaholic among all the girls in Igbo tribe... Your insult are welcome E nor dey move me again Still me KANANG BABANGIDA See more Jokes and Videos here
🌝😍 JOKES TIME 😁😂 1. I N£v£r believed Nigeria was hārd until I saw my friend eating Bread with "Anointing Oil" ! 😅?? 2. I was at the ATM today, after withdrāwing, I was sh0cked to hear the ATM machine ask, "anything for the boys?". Mehn c0mman see rūn, I'm still running seff 🏃🏃🏃 3. My uncle just finished writing a book on "H0w To Make Møney" and is still l00king for møney to publish it! 🤣🤣🤣 4.Airtime card for all my followers🤣 51235 08964 17858 If you like, say it did not enter because I've tried it and it wørked 😅😅 5. There's n0thing Nigerians can do orderly, enter bus they will drāg and push, come d0wn again they will drag and pull - Teacher told Miga to recite 1 to 7:- Doctor En: 1,2,3,4,6,7. Teacher: Doctor En, where did you put 5? Miga: Ma, in the news today, I heard that '5' d!ed in an accidênt!🤣🤣 See More 6. When you ask a Nigerian girl, "What's your h0bby", she says, "Travelling and Sh0pping...
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