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SECRETS TO HAVING A STRONG RELATIONSHIP

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  SECRETS TO HAVING A STRONG RELATIONSHIP WITH KELLA KANANG If you desire a loving and lasting relationship with your partner, you and your partner need to adopt the following habits below: 1. COMMITMENT: Commitment is very important if you desire to have a strong relationship with your partner. You have to decide to stick with your partner and make the relationship work irrespective of the flaws your partner might have. Couples who renew their commitments everyday, in words and deed, are on their way to having a strong relationship. 2. KEEP YOUR PRIVATE LIFE PRIVATE: When you put your relationship on social media, you invite the public to your relationship. Keep your private matters private. It’s a relationship between you and your partner and not between you, your partner and the public. 3. KNOW WHEN TO LET THINGS SLIDE AND LEARN HOW TO MANAGE CONFLICTS: Finding ways to reduce the frequency of conflict in your relationship by letting go of the little things will help you build a ...

Types of Igbo GirlsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  TYPES OF IGBO GIRLSπŸ˜‰ Copy and face the dÑñgΓ¨r where ever u are posting it πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ (1) Enugu Girls = always beautiful and tall, but they can't speak English, (ndi iti boribo) (2) IMO Girls = always fair and short they don't think of any other things rather than runs (ndi ashawo) 😐 (3) Abia Girls = dark and short they get A1 in farming, they love fight more than food (ndi ara) (4) Ebonyi Girls = always known to be timid and hardly speak anything aside from their dialect (good people sha) I SHA know you're waiting for ndi Anambra  (5)Anambra Girls = always beautiful, good in putting "R" where L. Suppose be ,sha they love education more than anything, well trained, hustlers, men money don't shake them, they act base on how you treat them, they are the most intelligent and workaholic among all the girls in Igbo tribe... Your insult are welcome E nor dey move me again  Still me  KANANG BABANGIDA See more Jokes and Videos here

A LETTER TO GARRI

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  A LETTER TO GARRI Dear Garri, I have always wanted to write this to you because you've been there for me when others left, so I decided to eulogize and define you in a special way . G - Giver of energy A - Attitude changer(from bad mood to good mood) R - Reducer of weakness in the muscles and joints I - Increaser of agility Some friends have described you in many ways like ... Students power ... Life support ... The last hope of the common man ... Weakness extinguisher You are the first son of cassava The sibling of Akpu (Fufu) The father of Eba The cousin to Tapioca My love for you is indescribable Corn flakes came but he left me Golden morn also came but left me too But you came and stood by me Oh dear old Garri, you are a loyal friend to the rich and Bestie to the poor, you're always compatible with every thing I enjoy taking you with Groundnuts Fish Kulikuli ( child to groundnut) Beans Moi-moi (child to beans) Akara (sibling to moi-moi) You work hand to hand with your ass...

JOKES πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ TIME

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Jokes 🀣🀣🀣 1. Until u are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME" u will then know English is not ur mother's language. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2. All this girls delΔ“ting guys pics anyhow u won't know when u delΔ“te a billionaire like me. Mtcheew 😏 3. My mum asked my girlfriend if she can cook and she replied boldly "mama i cooked the tea we drank this morning". I faΔ«nted πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ€£πŸ€£ 4. No be small, phone lΓΈss for inside police station,they cāll phone e ring for inside D.P.O pocket. na d matter we dey settle since morning.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 5. We are settling jambscore and you are here telling ur boyfriend u haven't seen ur period," auntie do u have consciΔ“nce ".πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 6. How can someone jamb score b like date of birth  7. It's raining and u are telling someone daughters to enter the rain are u 'NOAH'.πŸ˜’πŸ˜ 8. I stΓΈpped sitting in the corner in my class since my teacher said exam is around the " corner " who want exams sef πŸƒπŸƒ 9. If money don...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ JOKES TIME πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 πŸŒπŸ˜ JOKES TIME πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ 1. I N£v£r believed Nigeria was hārd until I saw my friend eating Bread with "Anointing Oil" ! πŸ˜…??  2. I was at the ATM today, after withdrāwing, I was sh0cked to hear the ATM machine ask, "anything for the boys?". Mehn c0mman see rΕ«n, I'm still running seff πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ 3. My uncle just finished writing a book on "H0w To Make MΓΈney" and is still l00king for mΓΈney to publish it! 🀣🀣🀣 4.Airtime card for all my followers🀣 51235 08964 17858 If you like, say it did not enter because I've tried it and it wΓΈrked  πŸ˜…πŸ˜… 5. There's n0thing Nigerians can do orderly, enter bus they will drāg and push, come d0wn again they will drag and pull - Teacher told Miga to recite 1 to 7:- Doctor En: 1,2,3,4,6,7. Teacher: Doctor En, where did you put 5? Miga: Ma, in the news today, I heard that '5' d!ed in an accidΓͺnt!🀣🀣 See More 6. When you ask a Nigerian girl, "What's your h0bby", she says, "Travelling and Sh0pping...